EXPLICIT LANGUAGE // This textured light yellow funny hand towel is the perfect gift for your hard to buy for friend - or maybe a funny gift for little (or big, whichever - we aren't too fluent in the sorority lingo). Shit- why not put one in your own bathroom? Everyone needs a little more bathroom humor to delight their guests. Don't be gross, bro!
Tell 'em how you really feel.
Seriously though, why are there still adults who do not properly wash their hands? Want to solve this problem? Put our funny hand towels in your bathroom (or kitchen)- your guests will first admire their beauty, the delicate and deliberately faint wording will definitely catch their eye, (closer inspection) "oh sh*t, I haven't washed my hands". Problem solved.
Our handmade towels are constructed from high-quality, pre-washed material (that claims to be stain proof). After construction, each towel is washed again to ensure the longevity of the (hand) stamping. Yes, you can machine wash (COLD setting) and dry the towel. Don't worry, we've added a care label.
Each towel is 22x13 inches and sold separately.
This piece was handmade by us in our tiny, smoke-free studio and can be shipped as a gift. Give us a head's up and we'll add a hand stamped note with your order.
Every purchase comes with a FREE GIFT and FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING.
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