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PERFECTLY IMPERFECT - Don't Piss on the Seat Hand Towel, Black and White

$12.00 $15.00

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    PERFECTLY IMPERFECT - Black and grey design on a white background with a "don't piss on the seat" patch.

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    PLEASE READ >>> PLEASE NOTE - THIS IS AN IMPERFECT OUTLET ITEM. This means that there is something about this item that is not 100% perfect. In this case, there is slight sun damage from the fabric's storage in a previous life (best seen in last photo). BECAUSE OF THIS - THE ITEM HAS BEEN DISCOUNTED AND ADDED TO OUR OUTLET. NO RETURNS ON THIS ITEM.
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    Seriously though, why are there still adults who piss on the seat? Want to solve this problem? Put our reminder towel in your bathroom- your guests will first admire their beauty, the delicate and deliberately faint wording will definitely catch their eye, (closer inspection) "oh sh*t, I sprinkled". Problem solved.


    Our handmade hand towels are made of high-quality, pre-washed (and recycled) material. After construction, each towel is pressed with heat to ensure the longevity of the (hand) stamping. Yes, you can machine wash (COLD setting) and dry the towel.

    Each towel is approx. 22x13 inches (actual sizing could be an inch or so off due to our no waste cutting method) and sold separately.


    All hand-made products are made by us in our tiny, smoke-free studio and can be shipped as a gift. Shoot us a message ahead of time and we'll be happy to include a personalized (hand-stamped) note.

    Every purchase comes with a free gift.


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    Payment Options

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    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns and exchanges

    Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery

    I don't accept cancellations

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    The following items can't be returned or exchanged

    Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

    • Custom or personalized orders

    Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.