Wash Your Damn Dishes, Green Hand Towel


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    WASH YOUR DAMN DISHES - This explicit vintage green paisley towel is the perfect potty mouth gift for your BFF or passive aggressive roommate reminder.

    Tell 'em how you really feel.

    Seriously though, why are there still adults who do not wash their dishes after snacking? Want to solve this problem and get the message across to your roommates? Simply hand this towel- your guests (and roomies) will first admire their beauty, the delicate and deliberately faint wording will definitely catch their eye, (closer inspection) "oh sh*t, I'm a total pig". Problem solved.

    Our handmade, explicit towels are made from high-quality, pre-washed reclaimed materials. After construction, each towel is washed again to ensure the longevity of the (hand) stamping. Yes, you can machine wash (COLD setting) and dry the towel.

    Each towel is approx. 22x13 inches (actual sizing could be an inch or so off due to our no waste cutting method) and sold separately.

    This piece was hand-made by us in our tiny, smoke-free studio and can be shipped as a gift.

    Every purchase comes with a FREE GIFT and FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING.

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