Part of our reclaimed vintage hand towel collection, this adorable hand embroidered piece has been reimagined into a hilarious bathroom accessory.
Wash Your Fucking Hands - This explicit classic red and white checkered hand towel is the perfect potty mouth gift for anyone with a sense of humor - even yourself. Yep, time to treat yourself and make your guests laugh. Laughter is a gift, a gift that you'll be giving to them! Win, win.
Seriously though, why are there still adults who skip hand washing? Want to solve this problem and get the message across to your friends and roommates? Simply hang this towel- your guests (and roomies) will first admire their beauty, the delicate wording will definitely catch their eye, (closer inspection) "oh sh*t, I'm a total pig". Problem solved.
Our handmade, explicit towels are made from high-quality, pre-washed reclaimed materials. After construction, each towel is washed again to ensure longevity of the (hand) stamping. Yes, you can machine wash (COLD setting) and dry the towel. We recommend hanging to dry as the embroidery can be quite delicate.
This giant towel measures 28.5 x 16 inches.
This is an old towel, that said - it had some flaws. We have repaired them, but there is a spot in the bottom left corner where we had to hand stitch a tiny hole closed (i.e. perform a life saving surgical procedure).
Made from an amazingly soft and absorbent cotton.
All hand-made products are made by us in our tiny, smoke-free studio and can be shipped as a gift. Shoot us a message ahead of time and we'll be happy to include a personalized (hand-stamped) note.
Every purchase comes with a free gift.
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