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Embroidered Vintage Hand Towel, Wash Your Fucking Hands


  • Details
    Part of our reclaimed vintage hand towel collection, this adorable hand embroidered piece has been reimagined into a hilarious bathroom accessory. Did you notice the edges? Hand embroidered in a pastel rainbow. HOW PRECIOUS.

    Wash Your Fucking Hands - This explicit hand towel is the perfect potty mouth gift for anyone with a sense of humor - even yourself. Yep, time to treat yourself and make your guests laugh. Laughter is a gift, a gift that you'll be giving to them! Win, win.

    Seriously though, why are there still adults who skip hand washing? Want to solve this problem and get the message across to your friends and roommates? Simply hang this towel- your guests (and roomies) will first admire their beauty, the delicate wording will definitely catch their eye, (closer inspection) "oh sh*t, I'm a total pig". Problem solved.

    Our handmade, explicit towels are made from high-quality, pre-washed reclaimed materials. After construction, each towel is washed again to ensure longevity of the (hand) stamping. Yes, you can machine wash (COLD setting) and dry the towel. We recommend hanging to dry as the embroidery can be quite delicate.

    This giant towel measures 23 x 16 inches.
    Made from an amazing quality absorbent cotton.

    All hand-made products are made by us in our tiny, smoke-free studio and can be shipped as a gift. Shoot us a message ahead of time and we'll be happy to include a personalized (hand-stamped) note.

    Every purchase comes with a free gift.

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    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns and exchanges

    Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

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    I don't accept cancellations

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    The following items can't be returned or exchanged

    Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

    • Custom or personalized orders

    Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.