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Paisley Floral Coasters, Set of 4 Don't Fuck Up the Table

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    SET OF FOUR rude coasters. red and pink paisley fabric coasters, hand-printed to say "DONT FUCK UP the table". You know, because some people do need that little reminder.

    Obviously, you need to protect your belongings and your friends are sure to notice this rude art -- even after they've been drinking.


    Our handmade coasters are made of high-quality, pre-washed upholstery fabric with an added layer of felt (to catch the excess drink sweat, thus saving your furniture).

    Each coaster is about 4 inches by 4 inches.

    All hand-made products are made by us in our tiny, smoke-free studio and can be shipped as a gift. Shoot us a message ahead of time and we'll be happy to include a personalized (hand-stamped) note.

    Every purchase comes with a free gift.

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