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Vintage Orange Floral, Wash Your Damn Hands Towel


Shipping to United States: $2.00
  • Details
    Wash Your Damn Hands Sweary Hand Towel, Vintage Orange Hand Towel, Sweary Home Decor, Home Sweet Home Tea Towel, House Rules Art

    WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS - This vintage orange floral hand towel is the perfect gift for your hard to buy for mom or your nurse friend. Shit- why not put one of our potty mouth towels in your own kitchen? No one likes nasty fingers in their sauce.

    Tell 'em how you really feel.

    Seriously though, why are there still adults who do not properly wash their hands? Want to solve this problem? Put our explicit towel in your kitchen- your guests will first admire their beauty, the delicate wording will definitely catch their eye, (closer inspection) "oh sh*t, I haven't washed my hands". Problem solved.

    Our handmade towels are constructed from high-quality, pre-washed cotton. After construction, each towel is washed again to ensure the longevity of the (hand) stamping. Yes, you can machine wash (COLD setting) and dry the towel. Don't worry, we've added a care label.

    Each towel is approx. 22x13 inches (actual sizing could be an inch or so off due to our no waste cutting methods) and sold separately.

    This piece was handmade by us in our tiny, smoke-free studio and can be shipped as a gift. Give us a head's up and we'll add a hand stamped note with your order.

    Every purchase comes with a FREE GIFT.

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    Shipping from United States

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    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

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    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns and exchanges

    Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery

    I don't accept cancellations

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    The following items can't be returned or exchanged

    Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

    • Custom or personalized orders

    Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.