HomeSEWN Towels

Orange Vintage Fabric, Don't Piss on the Seat Towel

$18.00

  • Details
    Don't Piss on the Seat - This explicit pink floral hand towel is the perfect potty mouth gift for your BFF or favorite newlyweds. Sh*t- why not put one in your own bathroom, too? Everyone needs a funny hand towel to delight and remind their guests.

    Tell 'em how you really feel.

    Seriously though, why are there still adults who piss on the seat? Want to solve this problem and get the message across to your friends and roommates? Simply hang this towel- your guests (and roomies) will first admire their beauty, the delicate wording will definitely catch their eye, (closer inspection) "oh sh*t, I'm a total pig". Problem solved.

    Our handmade, explicit towels are made from high-quality, pre-washed reclaimed materials. After construction, each towel is heat pressed to ensure longevity of the (hand) stamping. Yes, you can machine wash (COLD setting) and dry the towel. We recommend hanging to dry as the embroidery can be quite delicate.

    Standard hand towel size.

    All hand-made products are made by us in our tiny, smoke-free studio and can be shipped as a gift. Shoot us a message ahead of time and we'll be happy to include a personalized (hand-stamped) note.

    Every purchase comes with a free gift.


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  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns and exchanges

    Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery

    I don't accept cancellations

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    The following items can't be returned or exchanged

    Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

    • Custom or personalized orders

    Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.