Wash Your Damn Hands Vintage Orange Floral Hand Towel


Shipping to United States: $3.50

WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS - This vintage orange floral print fabric hand towel is the perfect rude gift for your BFF or favorite newlyweds. Sh*t- why not put one in your own bathroom**, too? Everyone needs a funny hand towel to delight their guests.

** These are also great for the kitchen.

Tell 'em how you really feel.

Seriously though, why are there still adults who do not properly wash their hands? Want to solve this problem? Put our hand towel in your bathroom- your guests will first admire their beauty, the delicate wording will definitely catch their eye, (closer inspection) "oh sh*t, I haven't washed my hands". Problem solved.

Our handmade, explicit towels are made from high-quality, pre-washed material (that claims to be stain proof). Yes, you can machine wash (COLD setting) and dry the towel.

Each towel is approx. 22x13 inches (actual sizing could be an inch or so off due to our no waste cutting method) and sold separately.

This piece was hand-made by us in our tiny, smoke-free studio and can be shipped as a gift.

Every purchase comes with a FREE GIFT and FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING.

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