Wash Your Fucking Hands Hand Towel, Retro Floral
$20.00
WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS - This vintage fruit basket print hand towel is the perfect gift for your hard to buy for mom - or maybe a funny gift for your BFF. Shit- why not put one of our potty mouth towels in your own kitchen? No one likes nasty fingers in their sauce.
Tell 'em how you really feel.
Seriously though, why are there still adults who do not properly wash their hands? Want to solve this problem? Put our explicit towel in your kitchen- your guests will first admire their beauty, the delicate wording will definitely catch their eye, (closer inspection) "oh sh*t, I haven't washed my hands". Problem solved.
Our handmade towels are constructed from high-quality, pre-washed recycled materials. Yes, you can machine wash (COLD setting) and dry the towel. Don't worry, we've added a care label.
Each towel is approx. 22x13 inches (actual sizing could be an inch or so off due to our no waste cutting methods) and sold separately.
This piece was handmade by us in our tiny, smoke-free studio and can be shipped as a gift.
Every purchase comes with a FREE GIFT.
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